Everybody gather 'round and grab a spot, I'm about to tell the story of a boy named TOT! Ever since he was young, I knew he would become, a tater-maybe-later now gimme, gimme some of those....

Spuds in the North & ToTs in the South, A tater on my plate & fries in my MOUTH....

Woah, Woah, Woah Cheese Potaydahs...

Like a buried treasure of the Yukon Gold a tale fill with pleasure and mystery he told 'bout a priceless gem & a funky sound, that for a million years could not be found...

Yeah let me here those bells.... Yeah Alright... Hold onto your tubers & tools we bout to get NASTY! UH! Here we go... Latkes & Pancakes made of spuds, do a little number on my taste buds, the force is way to strong to simple over take, I put 'em in the oven turn the dial to bake! You know when they're though when you hear the bell DING! only hear the sound once if you step into my ring,I let you take a swing, then I'll knock you to the floor, 1-potato, 2-potato, 3 -potato, 4! Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots YO I get mad horny when I eat potato dumplings, best watch out cause you know I'm gonna hump-things, whether they moving or in time they froze, I wanna see you groove and take off your clothes, Spuds in a suds, tops in a pops, a tater maybe later cause you know I can't stop! The lyrics that flow from my grill like a tap, my words are like a pickle hit you like a BITCH SLAP! Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Yo make some tater-tots break-it-down.... I am the maker I'm the maker of dreams I am the planner gonna apply my schemes, Well you say potaydah and I say pototah, you seem to cool off, but I'm just getting hotter! Try to investigate me but you ain't got no proof! Schemin' on a plan that has gone aloof, so like a potater in an elevator, I'm rise tot he top I'm a raise the roof! Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! UH Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs!YEah Peel Potaydahs!Peel, Peel Potaydahs! Make some tater-tots Yeaahhh...All right man! Yeah that's right steak, curly, waffle Peace out to all my homefries...