Yo...JC on the instruments, ToTs on the mic, you know what to do, Don't forget about M. Bear Pig,

4,3,2,1...1,2,3, ToTs!

When I'm on the mic, I am so nice, you see me in the marketplace and I entice, you to slow down or even stop and stare, but you're not on my list! Baby I don't care, you've been pushing that cart, around for awhile, tryin' 2 avoid me girl in the frozen foods isle, I don't who you're kiddin', I don't know who you're playin', so quit pretending that I don't what I'm sayin'

CRISPY & CRUNCHY YOU CAN FIND ME IN A BAG! GOLDEN BROWN WITH A NEON TAG, $3.99 IT'S SUCH A DEAL, I MAY LOOK LIKE A SIDE, BUT YOU CAN TRUST I'M A MEAL!

Now let's be for real on the mic, I'm viscous,
Potatoes I peel and rhymes are delicious,
Court is in Session you can be my eye-witness,
You see me on stage and you want to get WITH this!

Huh!....Yeah!....Huh!...

ToTs! back to play scene one act two, Let me set the stage and I'll tell you what to do, let me be direct or should I say bold, I've been chillin' in this freezer too long and it's cold, so baby listen up I'll make you a deal, I'm not a thief but you're heart I'll steal, and soon enough I will appeal, to your mind you may find, that I'm the real deal YOU KNOW I'M!...

CRISPY & CRUNCHY YOU CAN FIND ME IN A BAG! GOLDEN BROWN WITH A NEON TAG, $3.99 IT'S SUCH A DEAL, I MAY LOOK LIKE A SIDE, BUT YOU CAN TRUST I'M A MEAL!

Huh!....Yeah!....Huh!...

ToTs! Go ahead and pretend or even deny, but when you see me B, you know I'm Super-Fry, It's probably because I am so crispy, put you suckers in a fryer if you try and dis me...

(Breakdown)

Suckas try an dis me,
You Suckas try and dis me? bhhh
Are you for real? A live wire couldn't stop me Sucka!

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You suckers try to dis me and that shit is whack! I was fried resurrected and now I'm back! better than before I feel complete, biddies knocking on my door they all trying to compete, for my attention, did I mention, that Taters I adore and ToTs you'll never EAT, BEAT, EAT etc...

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