They Call me Mr. Tater, I'm the T-O-T, one look at me you're filled with ecstasy, like an aphrodisiac I'm the last temptation, read about me in the novel called the fast food nation, but - if you don't like to read, baby I'll plant a seed, h20 to make it grow, but before I proceed, got a story to tell, hell I might as well, share with you, what I do, GEE THAT'LL BE SWELL (nasal voice), Well ever since I was young, it must've been fate, to share my love of taters, with those who hate I don't rial the crowd now, I instigate, I cause a scandal with my handle call me watergate and I can not tell a lie, and I won't deceive, I true to the fry and make you believe, that I'm a fresh-cut Tater, a fry-beat creator, you can't argue with this, cause I'm a MASTER DEBATER, so go ahead and step, but I guarantee man, you'll regret every second I got the mic in my hand,
cause I'm the mother-fucking T-O-T-S, the Famine is Ovah, you ain't ready for this!

They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, put the mic in my hand you know it's gonna be HOT!
They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, said put the mic in my hand you know it's gonna be HOT!
They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, They call me Mr. Tater, I'm the T-O-T and everybody in the fryer know who I be...

1 to the 2, 2,3 to the 4 ticka-tots on the mic so I know you want more!, more is what you get, consider this the buffet (pronounced Buff -IT!) but I ain't no smorgasbord and I'm sure you'll get, your money's worth, been doing this since birth, and my name ain't Garth, but I'm rolling in the Mirth-MOBiLllleee, limo-style cause I got no shame, like in Wayn'es World 2, with Heather-by-thy name, yo Taters yo crazy I know this man - they call me the ToT, I'm my own best fan...

They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, put the mic in my hand you know it's gonna be HOT!
They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, said put the mic in my hand you know it's gonna be HOT!
It's gonnat Hot!, It's gonna be It's gonna BE It's gonna be Hot, They call me Mr. Tater, I'm the T-O-T and everybody in the fryer know who I be...

Who I be, who I is, I do it for the kids, there's only one Mcee that can Rhyme like this! Been up on the mic since 1983, every-since I was a lowercase t, but now I'm a big T so crispy on the mic, I got the flow I know you all like, I don't pass the mic around like a hot-patatah, pass by the competition, see you tater-haters later, probably at another show, starring who else, huh you-know....

They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, put the mic in my hand you know it's gonna be HOT!
They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, said put the mic in my hand you know it's gonna be HOT!
They call me the ToT, They Call me the Tot, They call me Mr. Tater, I'm the T-O-T and everybody in the fryer know who I be...

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